Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, September 27, 2013

What We Can Learn From Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Stephen Merchant's Lip-Sync Battle

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Stephen Merchant induce tears in their lip-sync battle performances on a recent episode of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

The HealthyButJuicy lesson is this: Just.Let.Go.

Whatever it is you might be holding onto. These guys show us the freedom is admirable, the response is positive, and the act is uplifting, if not downright hilarious. And who couldn't use a little more laughter?





What crazy funny things have YOU seen lately?

Share in the Comments below, we'd love to hear and share in the laughs! :>


Happy Healthy Juicy Letting Go!

Monday, September 23, 2013

30 Ways To Know You're A Parent Of A Toddler

  1. You impersonate the sound of every animal you encounter. If you’re a mom, you’re a bitch more than half the time.
  2. You can accurately describe poop in all shapes, forms, and colors. And when you haven’t seen it in a while, you’re on what’s called ‘poop watch’.
  3. Screaming doesn't sound as loud as it once used to (even if it has gotten louder).
  4. You realize how difficult it is to sit down, though it’s really all you want to do.
  5. Your memory has never fully recovered since the bump.
  6. It’s an exceptional time in your life, where you can smell someone’s butt in public without reserve or being arrested.
  7. 6pm is dangerous and is not a time to be sleeping.
  8. You have to insist on vacuuming even when someone else desperately wants to do it.
  9. You know every alternative to Pepperidge Farm’s Goldfish (not to mention every version of their own line).
  10. You don’t have a lot of (or any) time to read books that don’t reference animals or personify inanimate objects.
  11. Even when you’re by yourself, you look at a flying plane in the sky with wonder and excitement.
  12. You skip your workout when planning to go out to a restaurant because that, in and of itself, is your workout.
  13. Forget working out, who has time for that?
  14. But actually, your biceps have never been so toned in your life.
  15. You identify practically everything as ‘Not a toy’.
  16. You insist someone else go to the bathroom when you do.
  17. Though you appreciate their curiosity, you still get upset when they touch things in public bathrooms.
  18. In fact, if Yelp had a category for public bathrooms, you could be an Elite reviewer.
  19. You found another purpose for hoodies. It not only keeps heads warm and hair dry, but it also dubs as a leash in potentially quick runaways.
  20. You didn’t realize standing in line at Starbucks was that interesting.
  21. Forget lipstick, spare socks are your must-have purse item.
  22. You can find the humor in snot.
  23. You have rekindled your love for Legos.
  24. You’ve never lost (or misplaced) so many items in your life.
  25. You blame teething for any and all middle-of-the-night wakings.
  26. You know that Cheerios can, in fact, be eaten with a fork.
  27. You avoid fountains and escalators if you’re in a rush.
  28. You’re always in a rush.
  29. Car seats don’t scare you though your phobia for reinstalling them still gives you nightmares.
  30. You are relieved at the end of the day when the house is quiet but are too tired to actually enjoy it. Instead, you go to bed early.

What did we miss?

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This post is authored by piecesofm and is dedicated to her life love, who'll be turning Terrible tomorrow! :>



Happy Healthy Juicy Parenting!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Crack a Smile, Not Your Butt.

Garbology - the study of garbage.

Chaology - the study of chaos [or theory of].

Momilogy [..that's '-ilogy' not '-ology', the latter still has yet to make its way to a non-urban dictionary..] - the study of mUmmies.

And gelotology? - study of.. Jello? .. ..ha ha?
Butt yes! 'Ha ha' is right!
Gelotology - the study of laughter. [from the Greek gelos, geloto meaning laugh, laughter, laughing..].

Laughter has apparently become a popular trend within the scientific/medical field. If you do a search on PubMed with these key words: 'laugh OR laughter OR laughing OR funny', at least 2273 citations result. Many scientists are trying to better understand the mechanisms and effect of laughter on health. Most, if not all, confirm laughter in the positive [laughing at another's expense not included].

Studying laughter, though, can be a little complicated-- 'level' of laugh [giggle vs. roar], length of laugh [count 1, 2,..], frequency [episodes per day], cause, physiology, effect [short and long term].. But details—and ones we thankfully don't have to worry about. Laughs, big or small, they're all good, including this latest discovery..

Boudreaux's Butt Paste 16 oz. Jar
Butt Paste!     plain&simple

  • Goes on and cleans off easily
  • Very handy for travel
  • Available in convenient sizes
  • Pleasant scent

    And yes, this is real. It goes for about $22 per 16oz. jar, for those times when you, accidentally, let it go.

    Was this created out of sitology? Funny you should ask, to some extent, yes, though it's more like 'created out of the output of..'.

    Sitology - the study of foods, food values, nutrition, diet, etc.; dietetics.

    You might think this association of 'sit' and 'food' was born out of the American lifestyle but in fact, in Greek, sitos actually refers to food, grain. ..o those Greeks.. [chuckle] <— psst. add to daily count [wink. grin.] [& that too].


    Happy Healthy Juicy Giggles & Guffaws!

  • Friday, July 16, 2010

    Busting Up Shop... or perhaps your chops instead.

    Office Space— the classic yet iconic flick nerds love.

    For many (..of those who sport the sock-sandal ensemble?.. oops), this is considered the best movie scene ever..



    Well, it turns out this smashing deed isn't just for geeks, the big screen, or men even.

    A shopping mall in China has "opened a special store for [WOMEN ONLY] to break all kinds of things to relieve pressure and bad mood for a minute in Shenyang", according to People's Daily.

    The store is partitioned by room theme, so women can choose to vent in a bedroom or living room— a kitchen is supposedly on its way.

    Though the concept is pretty ingenius and absolutely hilarious, it's questionable whether dealing with frustration like this is productive. ..Might these behaviors eventually present themselves in real life?

    Some healthy alternatives, or at least until we get one of these shops ourselves, you might consider these activities instead:
    • Pound pavement: Running or jogging work your body from head to toe, and if you do it long&hard enough, you're sure not to have energy to be angry thereafter.
    • Splash water: It's summer, man [&wo-]. If you need to vent, that's really all you do when you're under the deep blue.
    • Paddle water: If you don't want to actually get in it, try a canoe or kayak instead.
    • Hit the gym: If you really can't handle the great outdoors, get your heart pumping, body sweaty, and squeeze the negative energy out of you any which way you can, non-violently, that is. That's really the key to any great workout.

    Happy Healthy Juicy Anger [&Fitness] Management!


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